"Once you eliminate the facts, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth."
— Arthur Conan Doyle's cousin, twice removed.
Here's the deal: this is just a place for me to stick some stuff so I don't lose it. I don't care if you find anything useful. If you do, awesome! If you don't, I don't give a fat raaaa… OK, mom told me I should be nice. I'll stop, here!
PS: I'm retired. I'm not looking for a job. Or work. Or friends. Or [insert your favorite thing, here].